Write your own Angelina and Brad story

Entertainment weekly decided that rather than write yet another article about Angelina and Brad's baby you should write your own.

http://www.ew.com/ew/report/0,6115,1148103_7||260502|1_,00.html

This is what I came up with:

With months to go before their baby is due to be born, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are reportedly canoodling more vigorously than ever. A source close to the couple says Brangelina is thisclose to choosing a name, and the current front-runner is Gia. Our spies could see the anticipation in Brad's eyes when they spotted him shopping for a home-birthing tank. Meanwhile, Angelina is basking in the afterglow of the near-criminal cuteness of her children Maddox and Zahara. A spokesperson refused to comment on Jolie's condition, except to say that the couple is hoping their child will inspire a magazine bidding war over the first baby photos.

Wow I think I just outed how US Weekly writes their stories...