When Tricks Overstay Their Welcome

I believe there should be manlaws when it comes to one night stands. I recently had the displeasure of my roommate bringing one around twice in the same weekend.

Off the top of my head there should be the following rules for Tricks that show up to someone's apartment.

1. No one, save the person you are fucking (and even thats debatable) , wants to talk to you. Their roommates especially don't want to talk to you. Say your 'hi how are you's' and get back to the bedroom.

2. Don't ask for things like cocktails or breakfast. Don't try and make yourself at home. This ain't the Ritz. You are a temporary visitor. You're like Paris Hilton in jail.

3. For Pete's sake don't come back the next night. You're meat. What happens when you come back the next day? You're like day old meat that makes people sick when they try and eat it.